CrazyDiscoStu

So when luke gets back from blowing up the deathstar in episode 4 and they pull R2 out and he’s all frazzled - 3PO is all like : “can you fix him?” - and the technician guys are all like : “we’ll get right on it”.

Bullshit. Those guys are gonna be up all night partying like mad! What they should’ve said was : “yeh we’ll get right on that if we’re not too wasted. Maybe in a few days”.

It’s a certainty that someone will wake up next to a wookie